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Viagra — Diary of My First Night On Viagra — A Night To Remember

My first experience with Viagra was penis shattering and let me tell you … gave no rise to fear of being in a public place. You might call this a short diary of a first time user and a night I will never forget while on Viagra. So much for the 4 hour erection and erectile dysfunction.

This is my little story ….. I’m 56 years old.

On January 1st, 2010, yes New Year Eve, at the stroke of midnight I decided to treat my girlfriend to a romantic time to bring in the new year and partake of the little blue pill.

At 12:45AM — Giving the blue monster a chance to activate, I initiated desires of a sexual nature with my girlfriend while laying on the couch, thinking that the time was right to make the move, you know what I mean…

1:00AM — My girlfriend took the cue and decided to coax little Peetie along but nothing was happening? I thought, how can this be after seeing all the ads about having to call your doctor if Charlie stayed hard longer than 4 hours.

Okay, let me explain something before I continue. My girlfriend never knew I had taken this magic erectus penile, I was going to tell her later, as we had been having problems before in that department. So, this time I wanted it to be special and bring in the new year with a bang, so to speak.

Anyway, to continue my story……

1:30AM — After lots of coaxing from the moth, caressing, stroking, and more things, nothing was happening to little Johnny and I started to think, how can this be? It’s been almost 2 hours and this little animal has not kicked in yet.

2:00AM — My girlfriend asks me is everything okay, was it something she said?. I said no honey, maybe I’m just a little tired after all the excitement of the day and I would be okay after a good night’s sleep and would make it up to her in the morning. I could tell she was a little frustrated when Twinkle did not rise to the occasion.

Now, let me enlighten you on something, my condition of sagging schlong was not a permanent one. I had been having some problems on and off for a while and put it down to extra work and long hours at the office.

3:00AM —- After dozing off in the lacks arms, I was awoken to a strange sensation in my lower extremities. I felt a pulsating itch in the jock area and thought, eventually this little tube pusher has finally kicked in and the big surprize was coming for my girlfriend in the middle of the night, I felt so excited and happy, knowing there would be a night of passion after all.

There was a surprise alright …… it was the big D.  and I’m not talking Dallas.
After iniating contact again with my lover, my next move was to jump from the love nest and hit the latrine just in time. I said honey, can you put some music on and I will be right there. She put on my favorite song from Queen’s Freddie Merqury — Bohemian Rhapsody. My thoughts were that the devil had put aside an elzibum for me and was ripping my bowels apart.

3:45AM —- I heard …. Baby? are you coming back to bed. By this time I had a splitting headache and thought my eyes were going to explode. Meanwhile, Freddie was singing … We Are The Champions…. While looking down at poor little Mickey who looked like the top of a duffle bag.

4:45AM —- I quietly leave the bathroom, my head is pulsating with pain so bad that I cannot see straight.

Fortunately, my girlfriend was asleep only to be  awoken abrubtly to the sounds of a “charley horse” that was in full force, like Geronimo at Custer’s last stance in my left calf area. She asked me would she call an ambulance. After 15 minutes of sheer agony the pain in my leg subsided and transitioned to my lower back. I said no honey, I would be okay!

5:30AM — I eventually close my eyes and try to sleep. When I awoke at 7:30AM,

I found a note on the dresser that read …..

Dear John ….. Thanks for the memories. oh btw, my name is not John!

PS. — It has now been almost 6 weeks since I took that stand up pill and still have side effects which include – pressure behind my eyes, backache, bouts of diarrhea, spots in front of me that I cant focus on, neckache, palpitations, twitching of the nose, tremors and ” Dagraphobia” … fear of Diarrhea in a public place. I could go on …..

PPS. Received an email few days ago from my former girlfriend asking how I was doing? I told her … oh, just hunky dorie. She never did know that I had partake of rebel rouzser blue pill. Hey, maybe I should go cialis.

If you have a story about your Viagra encounter, I would love to hear of any side effects?

Thanks for reading my private diary on the night Viagra took away my self steam! Don’t forget to check out the “links” to the right and the natural cures for erectile dysfunction. I will report back on the ones I find the best natural cure for ED.

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Sincerely,
John.
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